queef

queef
1. (Queef) (9988↑, 1943↓)
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.

Author: randy dixon http://queef.urbanup.com/45408
2. (Queef) (6396↑, 1511↓)
queef (kweef) n. the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.

julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.

3. (Queef) (4909↑, 2862↓)
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

4. (Queef) (1719↑, 1149↓)
1: A "Vart" or vagina fart. 2: A new brand of snack cracker.

Hey, Bill\!\! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region\! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole. Gosh, Don\! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry\! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.

5. (Queef) (1186↑, 692↓)
Air expelled from the vagina, sometimes mistaken from a fart. Air is sucked into the vaginal opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vacumm. The release of air causes a farting noise. Queefs are common during sexual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.

"You didn't push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart"

6. (queef) (806↑, 319↓)
A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.

7. (queef) (659↑, 240↓)
Air expelled from the vagina causing the labia minora to audibly vibrate creating a sound resembling a fart. A queef, however is not accompanied by a scent as with a fart .Queefs often occur during or after deep penile penetration and can add even more fun to sex.
8. (queef) (250↑, 138↓)
a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex

she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air

9. (Queef) (171↑, 75↓)
everyone has defined it as occurring after sex but it has only happened to me when doing leg exercises....you know those stupid-ass bicycle style ones.

I was distracted when air shot out from South of the equator as I was trying to get serious about exercising.

10. (Queef) (336↑, 249↓)
When a woman blows air out of her coochie coo.

Oh my god, I think she just queefed. And by queef, I mean she blew air out of her coochie coo.

Author: Ricardo Montalbon http://queef.urbanup.com/370533
11. (Queef) (216↑, 133↓)
A queef is the expulsion of air from the vagina. Can occur during or after sex. Some woman do it on command. For some it can happen while doing sit-ups.

She queefed at the gym while doing crunches. My friend farted and queefed often. I nicknamed her Queeferella\!

12. (queef) (96↑, 27↓)
Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

Author: nooneknowsme810 http://queef.urbanup.com/4221854
13. (Queef) (123↑, 59↓)
A pussy fart\!

She queefed on my chode.

14. (queef) (91↑, 35↓)
n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.

She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.

Author: pornoforpyros http://queef.urbanup.com/1899529
15. (queef) (62↑, 24↓)
emmission or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during of after sexual intercorse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. the sound is often comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. can be a verb or noun

She queefs so loud. When she was exercising i heard a loud queef.

Author: Serbian Mafia http://queef.urbanup.com/2351530
16. (Queef) (83↑, 45↓)
Pussy Fart

She queefed

Author: Alison The Great http://queef.urbanup.com/13065
17. (Queef) (83↑, 48↓)
To release air out of the vagina such as a sound similar to flatelation is exerted

I Fucked Simi's mom so hard and so long that after a few minutes she couldn't help but queef.

18. (Queef) (70↑, 38↓)
Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts\!\! :-D

Like a burp after a good meal

19. (Queef) (59↑, 28↓)
Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.

If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.

20. (queef) (59↑, 28↓)
An uncontrolable noise that comes out of the vagina when there is air trapped inside of it. It usually accurs after sexual intercourse, mainly in odd positions, or when a female does sit ups, crunches, etc.

Her boyfriend was sickened by his girlfriends queef after they had sex, but she informed him that it was because of him.

Author: Winstonandwilbur http://queef.urbanup.com/1846383
21. (queef) (56↑, 36↓)
When having sexual intercourse, and penetration is involved, the penis often creates an air pocket in the vagina. When air is forced in or out too quickly, a suction nois occurs: commonly referred to as a queef.

I queefed so hard last night, it was incredible\!

Author: Queefy McFarterson http://queef.urbanup.com/1277450
22. (queef) (18↑, 2↓)
Vaginal flatulence.

His coital sojourn was brief; He came, and withdrew like a thief. As his [trouser snake] left, Though, there belched from her cleft A most satisfactory queef.

23. (Queef) (50↑, 34↓)
A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

24. (queef) (52↑, 39↓)
1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible. 2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.

1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse. 2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?

Author: the other theo http://queef.urbanup.com/742069
25. (queef) (33↑, 21↓)
an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

26. (Queef) (17↑, 7↓)
A release of air from the vagina, also known as a [pussy fart] . Although this usually happens during sex, it is also known to happen while doing the 'Shoulder Stand' yoga pose; where you're on your back with your legs up vertical in the air.

"Having only queefed during sex, I was shocked that it happened while I was doing yoga."

27. (Queef) (21↑, 11↓)
when a woman farts out of her whispering eye. (vagina)

i queefed.

28. (queef) (51↑, 45↓)
When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

29. (queef) (25↑, 20↓)
a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart? Krystal : Nah i queefed. Rob : O, well whats that smell. Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

30. (queef) (26↑, 21↓)
a pussy fart, usually done during sexual intercourse. it can be done without sex though.

Dude, in class today i think emily had a giant queef\!

31. (Queef) (43↑, 38↓)
Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc\!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979)) "when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling. "my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand" "my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

Author: King of the Queef http://queef.urbanup.com/327130
32. (Queef) (4↑, 0↓)
An expulsion of air from a pussy, that is most often accompanied by a wet 'psssh' sound. An intake of air, sort of a slurp, comes beforehand, and often results in laughter from those involved. Unless your man is a bitch, and a freaking Russian.

Queef: It's what's for dinner.

Author: Wahunsunacock http://queef.urbanup.com/5919746
33. (queef) (4↑, 1↓)
The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.

Wow\! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing\! Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.

Author: loathsome in london http://queef.urbanup.com/6164735
34. (queef) (9↑, 6↓)
a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.

there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.

Author: queefoverbeef http://queef.urbanup.com/4049878
35. (queef) (3↑, 1↓)
A vaginal fart. Or ben, when he decides to fuck off without saying anything.

ben is a massive fucking queef

Author: andyispissedatyou http://queef.urbanup.com/6062143
36. (Queef) (6↑, 4↓)
A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.

*BARK* Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?" Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"

Author: Vagina Research Team http://queef.urbanup.com/5153767
37. (Queef) (6↑, 4↓)
A [pussy] fart. This happens when a penis (or something else?) creates a vacuum inside of a woman's vagina.

-My girlfriend queefed after we were done fucking.

38. (Queef) (9↑, 7↓)
The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.

Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her. Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.

Author: Cauldwell's mom http://queef.urbanup.com/3995820
39. (queef) (20↑, 18↓)
The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.

"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed\!\!\! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed\!\! But he told me that he thought it was hot\! Ew\!

Author: Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle http://queef.urbanup.com/1739300
40. (queef) (1↑, 0↓)
It's when your pussy farts.

Girl: What the fuck?\! My pussy farted\! Friend: Haha\!\! You did what is called "queef"

41. (Queef) (2↑, 1↓)
A riddle wrapped in a mystery wearing a hat

Wow, that queef was complex.

42. (Queef) (2↑, 1↓)
An abbreviation of "Queens Under Extreme Enemy Fire" (Q.U.E.E.F.). Queef is a term for a very popular young woman in the high school population who has been taken down by nerds that are bearing firearms, or sticks of burning wood.

Bro, the other night at the party everyone thought Ashely was cool, but she turned into a total queef.

43. (queef) (1↑, 0↓)
It's when a pussy farts.

Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.

Author: Carlqueefy\@smellsbad.com http://queef.urbanup.com/5907808
44. (queef) (1↑, 0↓)
a vaginal fart . usually happens after having hard sex or pounding the pussy really fast .

guy1 ; i made that bitch queef guy2 ; ? guy1 ; i fucked her so hard she a pussy fart guy2 ; throws up .

45. (Queef) (3↑, 2↓)
Vagina fart

Awwk\! Had a mighty queef there\!

Author: BillyBobBobbyBill http://queef.urbanup.com/5723470
46. (Queef) (10↑, 9↓)
A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

47. (queef) (17↑, 16↓)
The funniest sound on the planet.

Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.

48. (Queef) (18↑, 17↓)
A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.

Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.

49. (Queef) (16↑, 15↓)
a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).

joanie can queef on command\!

50. (queef) (3↑, 3↓)
An older person with age-inappropriate, or anachronistic musical taste.

60 years olds that listen to happy hardcore. Chloe's Mum's boyfriend is Queef. He's down the social club, listening to Scandalous 2.

51. (queef) (2↑, 2↓)
pussy fart or anyone named keith

"Damn Queef you stink"\!

52. (Queef) (3↑, 3↓)
A try-hard fart that comes out from the vagina

I tried to fart but it ended up as a queef

53. (queef) (8↑, 8↓)
An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.

The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads

Author: cornwallisfritter http://queef.urbanup.com/4485294
54. (Queef) (5↑, 5↓)
Simply put, a pussy fart.

Kid 1: Dude, my girl queefed on my dick yesterday. Kid 2: ahh man\! she pussy farted on you? Kid 1: fa'sho\!

55. (queef) (27↑, 27↓)
a fart out of the vaginal area

"dude when i tried to finger myself, i queef ed so loud

56. (Queef) (32↑, 32↓)
A queef, is a vaginal fart.

I think I just Queefed.

57. (Queef) (36↑, 36↓)
a vart, another name for Dr. Phil

1. What that hooker does after she has a client 2. Dr. Phil

58. (Queef) (11↑, 11↓)
1. a vaginal release of air, such as one would fart 2. an insult you would give to someone, such as one would would call them a wanker, homo or a shitface

1. I though she farted after sex, but i was wrong 2. you a such a queef

Author: Cyberpunkspike http://queef.urbanup.com/35947
59. (queef) (1↑, 2↓)
A Vagina Fart. Which is just not as funny as an ordinary fart. Since it's coming out of the place where children come out of

Boy 1: *farts* Boy 2: Hahahaha Girl 1: *queefs* Boy 1: Ew Gross.

Author: dreamer'sball http://queef.urbanup.com/6004723
60. (queef) (7↑, 8↓)
a fart that comes from your vagina.

i just queefed.

61. (Queef) (1↑, 2↓)
frontal fart

OH MY GOD I JUST FRONTAL FARTED You mean queef?

Author: qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertuiop http://queef.urbanup.com/5495915
62. (queef) (1↑, 3↓)
A gasous waste that comes from the vagina. If inhaled by a male creature, small infants with vaginas for faces may explode from the males gonads. This act can be known as queef rapid reproduction or QRR. Chemicals from queefs often cause mutations into child ninjas if given at birth. Side effects include cornicopias sprouting from the nose during thanksgiving.

Queefs are pretty gross, but pretty freakin awesome.

Author: skaaaadoooshhh http://queef.urbanup.com/5939348
63. (queef) (15↑, 17↓)
vaginal fart after having sex

*makes sound* k: what was that? T: she had a queef

64. (queef) (0↑, 3↓)
A vagina fart.

Ew, you just queefed\!

Author: Roze123456789 http://queef.urbanup.com/5769327
65. (queef) (0↑, 3↓)
Vaginal fart. Most commonly done by Lindsay.

Did you just hear Lindsay queef? Yeah, man it smelled so foul.

66. (queef) (1↑, 4↓)
a fart from a vagina- nice and simple

[nasty][air][like a butt fart][ass][nasty][fart][pussy][after sex][queef]

67. (Queef) (3↑, 6↓)
A little bitty woman fart from her [pootie tang]

Gross\! Did you just queef on me?

Author: queefmasterpootietang http://queef.urbanup.com/4402514
68. (Queef) (7↑, 10↓)
A quick release of air from the vagina. Resulting in a 'fart'-like sound. (Very funny to call someone)

That queef sounded like a fart.

69. (Queef) (10↑, 13↓)
Vaginal Expulsion Of Gas

despite being male, bobbo can queef better than you

70. (Queef) (11↑, 14↓)
Expulsion of air through the vaginal canal aka pussy fart

If you fook with your legs up you may end up with a queef or two

Author: \{owwie\}Gromp †B http://queef.urbanup.com/297549
71. (queef) (48↑, 51↓)
pussy wind

who cares

72. (Queef) (19↑, 22↓)
You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

Author: the clit commander http://queef.urbanup.com/91387
73. (queef) (7↑, 11↓)
an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack

Her queef was powerful She just had an atomic queef It was queeftastic and your gay for reading this ;\{D

Author: vaginaloverlicker http://queef.urbanup.com/5352100
74. (Queef) (1↑, 5↓)
To mess up terribly in a video game, sport, or any type of activity.

John: Wow, Peter just queefed in NHL so bad. Ben: Yeah he just missed a wide open net\! John: QUEEF\!

Author: The queefster http://queef.urbanup.com/5135112
75. (queef) (3↑, 7↓)
an air bubble of gas that travels up the front of your crotch and burns a little.

Damn\! I thought I was going to fart in the bathtub, but it ended up a [queef]

76. (QUEEF) (6↑, 10↓)
It's a pussy fart.only girls do this kind of shit

Erick,chino,and salvador always queef when we're kickin it.

77. (queef) (11↑, 15↓)
(kw-ee-f) 1. an explosion of vaginal gases 2. vaginal fluttering sounds

There were some small queefs while they were having sex.

78. (queef) (18↑, 22↓)
a fart that comes from your vag

"Dear Sarah, my vagina made this really embarassing farting noise. What happened?" ------------------------------- "ew she's definitely queefing." "yeah. out of her mouth"

79. (queef) (8↑, 12↓)
queef: Sound created when oxygen that has accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount finally is discharged from vagina.

Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.

80. (queef) (14↑, 18↓)
Don't be embarrassed ladies I love to hear and smell queefs.

The smell of fresh coffee in the morning

Author: Bozo the Clown http://queef.urbanup.com/1087355
81. (queef) (17↑, 21↓)
1. when the [vagina] releases a small burst of air. 2. when someone is being a complete and utter [douche].

1. ha\! you queefed\! 2. stop being such a fucking queef Stian\!

82. (Queef) (7↑, 11↓)
Something that everyone in this definition room has done here. pronunciation::: cweeff onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt

*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt* "Ahh....smell the roses\!\!"

Author: Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis http://queef.urbanup.com/75765
83. (Queef) (10↑, 14↓)
Something that you ask a woman to do when there is no chance of hooking up and you wanna get the F out of there. You would be suprised how well it works.

Hey bitch, can you QUEEF for me? I have never heard one before.

Author: Iscrewyourlittlesisterraw http://queef.urbanup.com/52154
84. (Queef) (11↑, 15↓)
A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

Author: Dan the Man http://queef.urbanup.com/5879
85. (Queef) (2↑, 7↓)
-a vagina fart -could be used in everyday sentences

Girl 1-Oh hey how was the concert last night? Girl 2-OMG\! it was queefalicious\! Guy- Can I smoke your queef? It's queeftastic\!\!\!\!\!\! (chubby girl call) QQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF\! ^---as if calling a cow

Author: butt pirate 101 http://queef.urbanup.com/4013956
86. (queef) (1↑, 6↓)
A large and abrupt detonation of air expelled from a woman's pussy.

that bitch just farted out of her pussy\! dude its called a queef\!

87. (queef) (14↑, 19↓)
queefing is a fart that comes out of your vagina it can happen during sex , but if you know how to queef then you can do it whenever. Only people with true talent can queef because you have to be able to use that muscle wants you can feel that muscle you just suck it and push out. It can be fun if you are good at it. There are 3 diferent kinds of queefing they are called oldschool which is the regular queef there are more complicated queefs called ripple and diharra. Dont do it while having your peroid because blood will go everywhere.

I just spent 10 hours queefing and it was really fun.

Author: kashakalaka yaqueefa http://queef.urbanup.com/2240213
88. (queef) (9↑, 14↓)
An expulsion of gaseous air from the [vagina]. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.

1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face." 2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck. 3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.

89. (queef) (15↑, 20↓)
A pussy fart. (it asked for 20 letters but I can't say pussy fart in twenty letters, mkay?)

Damn, did you hear that bitch queef?

90. (queef) (20↑, 25↓)
From the latin Flatus Vaginalis ie a cunt fart.

As Rex Rimmer pounded her from behind she unleashed a truly prodigious queef thus forcing air up his urethra and inflating his bladder like a football.

91. (Queef) (11↑, 16↓)
an emission of air from the pussy, sometimes when the penis entering the pussy is too small

She queefed a lot during the sex because the man's dick was tiny

92. (queef) (63↑, 68↓)
A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m'kay?
Author: Mr. Mackey from South Park http://queef.urbanup.com/104548
93. (queef) (6↑, 11↓)
when a girl farts out of her pussy

My girlfriend queefed after sex

94. (Queef) (13↑, 18↓)
audiable sound emitted from the vagina, ALWAYS caused by rapid intercourse.

carol had no choice in the matter, her queefing was a direct result of brads pumping.

95. (Queef) (13↑, 18↓)
n., A cuntfart

"Anna Nicole ripped off three quick queefs, clearing the dance floor"

Author: Fred Rogers http://queef.urbanup.com/69130
96. (Queef) (9↑, 14↓)
air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the [F] ??

Emma: poof\! Bob:What the [F]??

97. (Queef) (7↑, 12↓)
A vaginal flatulent.

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?" (Verb) "One is about to queef"

98. (QUEEF) (1↑, 7↓)
joe freeth, it is when you are a complete and utter drunken/high wreck and cannot stand, also a fanny fart.

mate i fucking queefed it last night oop's i queefed\!

99. (queef) (0↑, 6↓)
a cooter fart

oh-em-gee\! she just queefed. really? whats that? its a fart that comes from a girls cooter.

Author: jennifer lejune http://queef.urbanup.com/3920622
100. (QUEEF) (5↑, 11↓)
a fart coming out a girls pussy

pecker,chino,and b.eagle always queef

101. (queef) (9↑, 15↓)
a pussy fart which usually involves a great amount of embarrassment for both sexes.

"I just queefed like a big jewish giraffe."

102. (Queef) (5↑, 11↓)
When a woman farts through her cooch.

Jan did a queef when she was ontop of me.

103. (QUEEF) (6↑, 12↓)
one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef. Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

Author: pete paverton http://queef.urbanup.com/2741339
104. (queef) (9↑, 15↓)
a girl who has a pussy fart

My girlfriend queefed while i was eating her out and it blew my eye brows off

105. (queef) (32↑, 38↓)
a vaginal expulsion of gas m'kay

Martha's queef was so loud, she shat her pants.

Author: thereal t mass http://queef.urbanup.com/2000166
106. (Queef) (14↑, 20↓)
a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).

After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.

107. (queef) (13↑, 19↓)
When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant queef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?\! What was that?" Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel A Room With a View by E.M. Forster." Man: "It friggin' stinks\!" Lady: "Exactly\!"

108. (Queef) (19↑, 25↓)
air passing out of the vaginal cavity after a man thrusts his large member in his womans vaginal cavity.

"well i'll be sis, u just queefed on my meat stick"

Author: cathy queefer http://queef.urbanup.com/1156730
109. (Queef) (8↑, 14↓)
the funniest thing in the universe

ahahahahah she pussy farted at me

110. (queef) (11↑, 17↓)
Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

Author: Reginald Whattabone http://queef.urbanup.com/250295
111. (queef) (17↑, 23↓)
term used by the new york kids in south park to insult stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman. a fart from the area of the pussy. or, a fart from a guy who's dick is so small that it's a pussy.

"yo, you kids are a bunch 'o fu**in' queefs\!" or, "hey pansy, quit queefin' over there\!\!"

Author: femme who hardly queefs http://queef.urbanup.com/96482
112. (queef) (15↑, 21↓)
A fart blown out a girls vagina

In the shower she queefed

113. (Queef) (9↑, 15↓)
The creation of a flattelatory sound out of ones vagina as a result of air trapped inside as a result of friction during intercourse

Kim's a Queeeeeef\!\!\!\!\!

114. (Queef) (6↑, 12↓)
A sound often made by jenny p. \queef she likes to do it says former boyfriend jeff .... it really grossed me out (she had a hairy taint

a pussy fart from jenny

Author: Megan Jones http://queef.urbanup.com/58819
115. (Queef) (9↑, 15↓)
the action of laying on your back, and flinging your legs up so air is sucked into your vagina, allowing a vaccuum sort of farting/sucking sound to be released.

Woah, Catherine, GOOD QUEEF\!

116. (Queef) (2↑, 9↓)
Jamie Campbell Bower.

Why is that queef playing jace wayland?\!

Author: wanderlust1993 http://queef.urbanup.com/5982852
117. (queef) (9↑, 16↓)
when a women blows air out of her vagina

"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"

118. (queef) (5↑, 12↓)
a vaginal release of gas.

Travis--*after inner-course* what was that? Sara--...I queefed.

Author: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiisaih http://queef.urbanup.com/2216908
119. (queef) (3↑, 10↓)
pussy fart, or a dork in kinder terms

Dude... you piss me off... ok you queef?

120. (queef) (4↑, 11↓)
purely and simply a fanny fart

omg did u just queef becky

Author: barry denford http://queef.urbanup.com/770333
121. (queef) (13↑, 20↓)
Air pressure differences.

Go study it in physics\!

122. (queef) (15↑, 22↓)
A vaginal expolsion of gas, mmmkay?

The ugly girl's queef was smelly.

Author: Awesom-O 4000 http://queef.urbanup.com/718001
123. (Queef) (25↑, 32↓)
a fart from the vigina

mike queef\!\!

124. (queef) (3↑, 10↓)
a word defining a vaginal fart. or a word saying that one is a stinky piece of crap and that is annoying one off.

daniel is pissing me off, he's being a lil' dam queef.. or "your mom died\!\!\!" "how?" "she queefed all the oxygen in her.."

Author: hobo da mofo http://queef.urbanup.com/680041
125. (Queef) (11↑, 18↓)
A pussy fart that happens sometimes when a guys pulls out his dick...

Sarah can queef on command....

126. (Queef) (14↑, 21↓)
A Pussy Fart.

I was bangin her doggy style and she let out a queef.

127. (queef) (14↑, 21↓)
Pussy fart
128. (queef) (21↑, 28↓)
A vaginal fart. When air gets inside the vagina and is released it is called a queef.

I swear I heard someone fart, but it smells like fish. Oh, you must have queefed.

129. (queef) (6↑, 13↓)
Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

130. (queef) (4↑, 11↓)
a flatus coming from a pussy

I heard a queef this morning in steves moms room

131. (queef) (4↑, 11↓)
hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish\!\!

132. (Queef) (11↑, 18↓)
an explosion of air from the vagina, the flaps often expel the trapped air with a vibrato sound much like a violin.
133. (Queef) (5↑, 12↓)
When you fart out of your pussy.
134. (queef) (13↑, 20↓)
a fart that comes out of a gal's yum yum...it's quite amusing...did you just queef?

i just totally queefed out my nose, oh my god

135. (queef) (6↑, 13↓)
a beefy-fishy type smell accompanied by a loud obnoxious gust of air blown out of the girls b-ver after pulling out the boner.

she queefed so hard she knocked over the indica plants and the gank wilted the leaf.

136. (queef) (10↑, 17↓)
A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.

"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."

137. (Queef) (4↑, 11↓)
you fart out of ur fucking pussy\!

I queefed in my friends mouth

Author: QueefMaster http://queef.urbanup.com/47883
138. (Queef) (6↑, 13↓)
A fanny fart

did i just hear a queef or did someone just open a packet of quavers?

Author: Cheesy nob bob http://queef.urbanup.com/17652
139. (Queef) (11↑, 18↓)
A fart from the vagina\! AKA a VART\! I love to queef\!
140. (Queef) (14↑, 22↓)
Vaginal flatulence. When your nailing a chick in her Vagina, and she farts...out of her vagina

Girl-'Oh Your Nailing me Good' Me-'What's that smell' Girl- 'Oh I Queefed

141. (queef) (4↑, 12↓)
a fart that comes out of a girls vagina... a.k.a [A FANNY FART]

i love the smell of queef in the morning

Author: Rhys room 140 http://queef.urbanup.com/2263795
142. (queef) (7↑, 15↓)
what slutty people do when they have sex it's a fart from the vagina LOLZ

rachel s. is a queefer

143. (queef) (3↑, 11↓)
Vaginal fart or a fart that comes out of the vagina

She accidentally let out a queef.

144. (Queef) (6↑, 14↓)
a dirty fart from ones cunt.

he was licking me out and i queefed right in his face.

145. (Queef) (6↑, 14↓)
Simply, when a girl or woman whips her legs up into the air and farts out of her vaginal hole.

When Courtney was streching for yoga, she queefed in front of the whole group.

146. (queef) (13↑, 21↓)
(Kuh-weef) N. 1) The Fart noise made by the outflux of air from the vagina. Tone and range depends on size of penis used during intercourse and the length of vaginal lips. Longer lips deliver a deeper tone as shorter lips give off a shorter sharp tone. 2) Anyone who wears socks with sandals. 3) John Kerry, Al Gore and any other democrat who is completely devoid of a personality. 4) A Hamburger patty made from a combination of Quayle and Beef (See also Beefalo). 5) The Queen of France.

queef 1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on. 2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef. 3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs. 4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard? 5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef\!

Author: sirisaachillary http://queef.urbanup.com/1444941
147. (queef) (26↑, 34↓)
pussy fart expelled by loose pussy lips

Mom, I think Grandma queefed. Does that mean it's time to pull the plug?

148. (queef) (6↑, 14↓)
What Jessica can do on command.

All she has to do is get in the right position and Jessica can queef on command

Author: Gregory Smith http://queef.urbanup.com/1137497
149. (Queef) (4↑, 12↓)
A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek\!

150. (queef) (4↑, 12↓)
a loud noise from the [goonyah] when the penis is extracted during sex. caused by trapped air.

"Oh man\! Your [goonyah] just queefed\! That's sick\!"

151. (queef) (9↑, 17↓)
\!. A vaginal explosion of gas. 2. The act of letting off a queef

Get out of her way, she's gonna have a queef\! I'm gonna queef

152. (queef) (5↑, 13↓)
queef-noun- A female that has expelled gaseous contents from her pussy. The gas is very flamable. Its oderless and colorless and if you ever come into contact with it that means that u have fucked her lights out

Sheena said i did a good job last night as she queefed her cunt out.

Author: Curious Johnny http://queef.urbanup.com/435050
153. (Queef) (7↑, 15↓)
a noxious cunt blast that is fatal if inhaled

the dumb ho queefed into the bong and killed the other ho

154. (queef) (18↑, 26↓)
A backwords female fart that smells like fish.

Damn, Baby, dat Queef smells worse than your tuna melt\!

Author: James Bourne http://queef.urbanup.com/241078
155. (QUEEF) (11↑, 19↓)
a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?

The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed\!

156. (queef) (14↑, 22↓)
Blow out the candles Make a fish It's like a fart But smells like fish

It's 6 o'clock, it's time for a queef\!

157. (Queef) (4↑, 12↓)
A vaginal utterance, named after the ancient Egyptian queen, Queeflatiti.

Holy queefs Rhonda, did that sound just come out of you pussy ?

158. (Queef) (6↑, 14↓)
a gusty and musty air sensation spewed from da pussy - often accompanied with pussy sweating

While doing stomach crunches, I queefed on my personal trainer.

159. (Queef) (6↑, 14↓)
You did well son\! Filled her up until she expelled\!

Long dong in and out fast enuf to keep somw air in it\!

160. (Queef) (10↑, 18↓)
A wet ripp from the vaginal area, most often caused from penile penetration.

oH GOD\!\!\! her queef smelled like bologne\!\!\!

161. (Queef) (3↑, 11↓)
A Pussy Fart. A Gas and sound leaving the pussy of a woman or girl.

Jane relaxed and Queefed while sitting in a chair with her leggs spread open.

162. (Queef) (9↑, 17↓)
a pussy fart

I love them queefers

Author: My Biznat Is The Shiznat http://queef.urbanup.com/20302
163. (queef) (4↑, 13↓)
a dead dog. particularly smelly. used to describe the smell of a vaginal belch.

That chihuahua ran into the street and i hit it. Now everybody has to look at that little bloody queef.

Author: turdferguson157 http://queef.urbanup.com/3466799
164. (queef) (1↑, 10↓)
a frontal fart

Person A "Pee-uh whats that horrible smell" Person B "Sorry I just totally queefed\!"

165. (Queef) (7↑, 16↓)
1. A vaginal fart 2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

166. (queef) (2↑, 11↓)
the occurance of the escape of air that is trapped within the orface of the female sex organ.

"that stripper-bitch queef in kevin's goddam FACCCCE"

167. (queef) (3↑, 12↓)
N: [Pussy] fart V: Farting through one's vagina

Joe was giving Jen head and Jen queefed, causing Joe to gag.

168. (queef) (2↑, 11↓)
the sound that T makes when i stuff my arm into her large poon.

God damn T, you fucking whore... you queef'ed like a mother fucker \!

169. (Queef) (7↑, 16↓)
The mispelling of the name of a very famous African American actress

Queef Latifah

170. (QUEEF) (9↑, 18↓)
A fart out of the pussy

After i ate owt colleen, she let owt a huge queef

171. (Queef) (2↑, 11↓)
vaginal expulsion of gas

eewww... she just queefed

172. (Queef) (5↑, 14↓)
To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

173. (queef) (5↑, 14↓)
when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

174. (queef) (3↑, 12↓)
what edgar AKA FATASS loves to do

edgar will u just stop queefing

175. (Queef) (9↑, 18↓)
pussy fart

man i gotta queef

Author: queef latifa http://queef.urbanup.com/179565
176. (Queef) (4↑, 13↓)
rapid emission of air from vulva(cunt)...right under the clitoris...a sexually excitable tissue aka the ticklish tissue

she needed a good twat cleaning after that queef\!\! laugh out queef(loq) she queefed on my nips queen laqueefa(alyssa)

Author: emma charlie jimmy sarah http://queef.urbanup.com/160110
177. (Queef) (0↑, 10↓)
To Ejaculate

Oh, I Queefed Upon Her Face

178. (Queef) (5↑, 15↓)
Quean's Uterus Emits Egg Farts; a quean is a lewd woman or a woman of bad character; you will see from the definition that the first letter of each word spells Queef.

After sex, the prostitute let out a queef that smelled like hard boiled eggs.

Author: Charles the Third http://queef.urbanup.com/3170067
179. (queef) (3↑, 13↓)
a large package of paper

Person 1: Hey employee how manys pieces of paper are in this queef. Walmart Slave: I believe that that queef has the ample supply of 400 pieces of paper.

180. (Queef) (5↑, 15↓)
It means to fart out of your vagina.

Maria: WHOA\! Did you here my vagina queef? Haley: You mean your vagina farted? Maria: DUH\!

181. (queef) (2↑, 12↓)
when a pussy farts after sex someone u dont like

did i just queef? u stupid queef

182. (Queef) (1↑, 11↓)
a male queef is when a guy stands on his head and blows air out of his mouth

hey those yoga classes are damn fucking great i queefed

Author: Pradeep Raman http://queef.urbanup.com/148503
183. (queef) (5↑, 15↓)
fart out of pussy

when i do my girlfriend and she sounds like she going to take a shit out of her pussy

Author: Brett Dahlburg http://queef.urbanup.com/111328
184. (queef) (4↑, 14↓)
Queef, used in any sentence ever written.perhaps in name calling, exageration, question, and basically can take the place of any use of the word "fuck".. also can be spelt in many different ways.. kaweef, coef, quoef, cuef, ect.

You queef head\! It was queefing Huge\! what the queef?

185. (queef) (8↑, 18↓)
(noun) nasty wet bubbly pussy fart

did she jus queef?

Author: cravin moorehead http://queef.urbanup.com/104151
186. (Queef) (3↑, 14↓)
(1)a fart out of your vag\! mostly happens during sex. unless your good like rand and jill and can do it whenever you try. (2) a person that reminds you of a fart out of your vagina

(1)Damn nigga thats a good queef right thur. (2) Wtf that bitch is such a queef.

187. (queef) (5↑, 16↓)
slang for haley one who has a strong sexual desire to fart out of their vagina

dude: wow man do i smell a queef? girl: no im just making pan cakes

188. (queef) (2↑, 13↓)
the person who sucks farts out of dead chickens asses

"dude your dad is a queef"

Author: the giver of information http://queef.urbanup.com/2497416
189. (Queef) (2↑, 13↓)
A *bad word* calling someone a name

Person 1: *says somthing dumb* Person 2: "Your such a Queef\!"

190. (queef) (2↑, 13↓)
What me and some boys call people in h.s if we dont like them or like to make fun of him

mike: Yo im hittin this hot girl tonight. Us: yeah, no ur not, ur a fuckin queef

191. (Queef) (6↑, 17↓)
A yummy mexican snack

My sloppy china is a queef taco

192. (Queef) (9↑, 20↓)
A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart \!\!\!

I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly \!\!\!\!\!

Author: Dean McCluskey http://queef.urbanup.com/79133
193. (Queef) (5↑, 16↓)
when u rip a great big out out ur cunt\!

PUSSY FART what jenna miller likes to do

194. (queef) (7↑, 19↓)
vaginal fart when a penis is too small, which thusly creates an air vacuum in a female's vagina.

jim was smaller than anyone else i have had sex with, so i tended to queef a helluva lot more.

195. (Queef) (1↑, 13↓)
Term used for one of Poor Quality

-see G.O.A.T

196. (queef) (4↑, 17↓)
A vaginal expulsion of gas

bob: what is that smell kate: sorry, i've done a queef

197. (Queef) (3↑, 16↓)
it's when u pick up a dirty toe rag and go home and fist her and there is still enough room to stick in a sofa and air is sucked in becaus she is such a big dirty S _ _ T
198. (Queef) (2↑, 16↓)
Queef - Someone who is totally uncool, often fat, nerdy, and enjoys getting off over cool and good looking people in private, like the playas.

Millz - "Man that Adam Forster kid, he's such a god damn Queef, i think he bats for the other team" Stu - "Yeh i think so too, what a fucking Queef\!" Kerry - "If i had my 3 iron on me right now, i would swing for that Queef's ass so bad he would'nt know what day it was ya hear me?\!\!" Benji - "Hahahaha look at that Queef at the front of the bus, he can't fit his fat ass into the seat\!\!"

Author: BrislingtonsFinest http://queef.urbanup.com/2626604
199. (queef) (5↑, 20↓)
A rushing of air from the vagina, often smelling of a tuna fish cassaroll your mom used to make. Its from a big rock hard cock fucking a sloppy loose puss-hole and the air gets trapped in, then is forced out, making a fart noise (see also, Vart, Quiff, and Pussy Fart)

Yo, dat bitch down there queefed on my dick and it smelled like the harbor over on 5th street with all the fishing boats\!

200. (queef) (4↑, 20↓)
girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.

Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50 Allie: You fucking queef\! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch\! Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch.. Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...

Author: marrissaisawhore http://queef.urbanup.com/1802227
201. (queef) (3↑, 20↓)
failure,to not complete a task

when shooting pool and on the final shot with only the eight ball left on the table,you shoot and scratch,losing the game.you have queefed.this is one of many examples.it applies to a variety of situations.it's use was popular in the mid-eighties in southwest georgia.

202. (queef) (9↑, 26↓)
a loud resonating sound created by the expelling of trapped air from within the womanz [fuckhole] after vaginal intercourse of the worst kind...

"i banged that [fuckbag] for an hour and finished her with a [dirty jabbar]; she spit it out, so i punched that dumb bitch right in her stomach; the queef that resulted registerd an 8.0 on the Richter Scale..."

203. (queef) (1↑, 18↓)
1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known... 2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

204. (QUEEF) (14↑, 31↓)
an infamous r and b singer.

queef latinah

Author: nobody you know http://queef.urbanup.com/511964
205. (Queef) (4↑, 21↓)
a rank smelling gust of air

I queefed in my boyfriends face. I hope he didnt hear it.

Author: dundlegrundleberrycherry http://queef.urbanup.com/44035
206. (Queef) (6↑, 24↓)
Release of forceful air from a smelly overused [cunt]. Often sounds like a fart. Usually common in hookers.

Eww, Jane you're so gross. I heard that queef slip out.

Author: Auntie Kweeph http://queef.urbanup.com/719184
207. (Queef) (6↑, 25↓)
A silent but smelly breeze that comes out of the pussy.

Penny did a long queef on a bus.

208. (Queef) (3↑, 23↓)
The kind of thing your mom does

Wow man, your mom queefs like shit\!

209. (Queef) (5↑, 26↓)
AKA a vart

what Brittany does on her moms face

210. (Queef) (7↑, 29↓)
A very loose person or whore.

I heard that Lillie was a queef.

211. (Queef) (2↑, 30↓)
The passing of gas

Who queefed? or past tence who qifed

212. (QUEEF) (6↑, 35↓)
a BUBBLY HOT FART THAT IS EXPELLED FROM THE MUFFIN WHEN YOU ARE PUTTING FORCE ON THE ANUS AND THE FART HAS NO WHERE TO GO BUT OUT THE FRONT

Ashley leaned over to give Adriene the salt and she queefed.

213. (Queef) (5↑, 37↓)
fart out the vagina. mainly if the ass is being banged, so the fart has no where else to go, thus queefing.

jane had my dick up her ass, therefore she could not fart. no other choice, she queefed.

Author: butthole jones http://queef.urbanup.com/3346260
214. (Queef) (2↑, 34↓)
look up har
215. (queef) (4↑, 37↓)
pooty fart

kristin robyn mcdonald has flowery queefs....chiiiiiiild

216. (queef) (3↑, 37↓)
When the blood spurts from the vagina at a amazing speed\! it is so powerful it can blow down a wall\! You might want to stay out of the way for this one guys\!

wow she queefed and i drowned in blood\!

217. (queef) (1↑, 40↓)
a deuce mixed with a fart out of the penice hole it is very painful and the after math is an amputation of the penis u get the picture

Oh my god I queefed mene penis is burning

218. (Queef) (5↑, 49↓)
When a girl sh*ts in her minge\! SELECTOR

OMG she has just queefed in front of me\!

219. (Queef) (7↑, 53↓)
ginny fart

sometimes i queef out of my weenie.

Author: bob the builder http://queef.urbanup.com/15298
220. (queef) (2↑, 51↓)
this ill ass graffiti writer currently in the sav, but home in DC

hitting up walls and freights with bunnies and bears, lollypops and candycanes

221. (Queef) (8↑, 60↓)
a weird, gay person

Kevin is a queef

222. (queef) (4↑, 73↓)
queer fukk according to some people

u no what im talking about kevin

Author: hey what r u eating http://queef.urbanup.com/1174784
223. (Queef) (5↑, 92↓)
Slang term for the female sex organ.

Then her legs shot open and she stuck a potato in her queef.

224. (queef) (3↑, 106↓)
dick fart

i queefed in my pants

225. (Queef) (14↑, 127↓)
nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

226. (queef) (7↑, 147↓)
a word that chris and kristian call stupid ppl cause they are gay and dumb

u fucking queef

227. (Queef) (16↑, 180↓)
a queef is a homosexual, Queef can also be used as, 'loser' 'stupid-ass' and many other insults.

*jimmy falls down* Courtney: "Jim you queef\!"

228. (queef) (12↑, 184↓)
shitting diaria from a ho slut pussy

dat bich slut damn queefed on my chest

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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